Our family has been composting now for the past 6 years, and
we are by no means veterans. So when a friend, who is a total pro at all
things green, asked me to share my experiences with composting, my response was similar
to the guy from the
vintage Godrej shaving cream ad that most Indians my age
know - “Who me?”. There she was with her Midas touch (yep all garbage changes to
gold at her home) and her green fingers, and here I am a bungling novice at
best at anything I do in the garden. So you wonder how I came around to writing
this post.
Well
for starters you never say no to Ms.Midas Touch who singlehandedly raises our group’s karmic greenness points by example, and a bit
of guilt :)
Secondly there is a reason why books for dummies have a huge market – there are
a lot more dummies at everything than there are experts.
So dummies at composting, this is a post dedicated to you,
from one dummy to another. I know you’ve always wanted to do the right thing,
but it has just been so hard. And let’s face it – the beginner’s composting
workshop is not really for beginners, is it? When they start talking about
brown Vs green, carbon Vs nitrogen, heat Vs moisture, you are kicking yourself
for not having paid any attention to the physical sciences in high school, and just
when you are ready to give up they hit you with biological forms that you’ve
tried very hard all your life to steer away from - flies, ants, worms, rodents!
But do not despair, there is hope for all of us! I
first approached composting pretty much the same way as I approached
most things in life
(marriage, programming, motherhood, driving, cooking, birding,...) – A
combination of naivety
and arrogance (by now you understand I am serious about the dummy part) –
“How hard can this be?” And just like all those things I
mentioned, I was quickly humbled, realized that this can be very hard,
but can
also be very rewarding if you decide to keep at it.
We
were in a townhome back then with not much of a backyard, and our
first"compost bin" was an old trash can with holes poked through; brown
material was mainly dried eucalyptus leaves which generously covered our
yard, and green material well all kitchen waste. We didn't cut up the
kitchen waste, didn't realize that eucalyptus leaves were too oily to
breakdown quickly, didn't keep turning the compost frequently - all
rookie mistakes. Sure enough we were faced with flies, foul smell and
filth that we had to quickly discard before our neighbors caught wind.
This bad start kept us away from composting for quite sometime.
What
made it more difficult to accept defeat was the fact that we clearly
understood the problems of filling up our landfills with garbage that
can be "easily" diverted, the need for organic replenishment of the
soil, and the fact that having joined a CSA we were bringing home carrot
tops, brussel sprout stalks, cauliflower fringes that despite our best
intentions to eat everything from the box were ending up in trash more
frequently than I would've liked.
That's
when I stumbled upon an electronic composter which claimed to have
converted the art of composting into a science - repeatable, simple
steps that any dummy can follow! So for our 10th wedding anniversary we
bought ourselves an electronic composter (No, we are not very romantic
people). Yes it was plugged in, yes we had to chop up the produce (which
by now we had learned), yes we had to use saw dust pellets for the
brown material, and no we couldn't do dairy/ meat (both were not
consumed at our home anyway). But for the first time composting worked
for us! For a small home here was a neat solution which diverted more
than half of our weekly kitchen waste, produced good quality compost in 2
weeks (instant gratification, in compost years that is!). The family was happy - less trash meant
fewer trips to throw the garbage, enough compost to feed our small
kitchen garden, and very minimal power draw that the benefits far
outweighed the drawbacks.
More importantly, the small electronic composter did a few intangible things for us
1) Boosted our confidence
2)
Now that we saw how much trash we were able to divert we couldn't go
back to not composting - very similar to any technology adoption. Once
you have a 45mpg hybrid car very hard to choose anything less for your
next car, once you have high speed data modems you will not go to
dial-up - similarly once you cut down trash by half you don't go back to
producing more trash, you only want to push the boundaries to see if
you can divert trash even further
3) We had no qualms signing up to a CSA or buying whole watermelons
It's
been 5 years and we are in a bigger home with a bigger yard and as a
corollary generating more yard waste. So for our 15th wedding anniversary
we went ahead and bought ourselves 2 giant tumbling composters (I was
serious about the non-romantic part), neatly set up in our backyard
right next to our much enlarged veggie raised bed. No instant
gratification this time as it takes nearly 2 to 3 months to fill up our
tumbler, and yes tumbling it when full requires the strength of an ox,
and we are yet to see our first compost. But to quote Mrs.Thatcher
"the lady's not for turning"... back, I mean. Composting has become just one
other thing we do.
The other day when one of us "tumbled" the
composter with the lid not locked (do you really need more evidence that
"dummy" was not really self-deprecating humor on our side), we didn't
fret one bit - we gathered the mush of material that fell to the ground
with no hesitation and put it back in the composter without holding our
noses, 'cos frankly the smell was not that of garbage but just earthy.
No flies, no filth and no complaints from neighbors. We are still
learning about our composter, what it does well and what it does not, or
as our daughter likes to say "what it likes to eat and what it does
not", but the pride we feel as a family when we set out our minimal
trash for pick-up is priceless.
So here is my salute
to all those wonderful folks and organizations who set us on this
journey either directly or indirectly - AID, Inika, Solana Center,
C.Srinivasan of Exnora Green Cross, and numerous friends, especially
Ms.Midas and her Zero Waste household, whose steaming compost piles
fueled our interest, and have kept the fires burning.